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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

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friends meme: 5/7 episodes · the one with the embryos 

"No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl’s apartment! That is a boy’s apartment; it’s dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It’s-it’s so pretty! And look, and it’s-it’s purple! And I’m telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand."

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kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?Rachel: What did you just say?Chandler: … um… Crystal duck.Rachel: No, no, no…. the, um, the… ‘love’ part?Chandler: F-hah…. flennin….Rachel: Oh…. my God.

Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: … um… Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no…. the, um, the… ‘love’ part?
Chandler: F-hah…. flennin….
Rachel: Oh…. my God.

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bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

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